THAT'S A AWFUL LOT OF COUPH SYRUP Vintage Washed Child Support Parody T-Shirt
S / White 1031
$45.00
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THAT'S A AWFUL LOT OF COUPH SYRUP Vintage Washed Child Support Parody T-Shirt
$45.00
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Pay up or pay homage. This vintage-washed graphic tee flips the iconic brand name on its head, swapping cough syrup for child support — stamped with a red "Department of Child Support Services" seal across the chest. Equal parts hilarious and rebellious, this parody piece is built for anyone with a sense of humor and a taste for unapologetic street culture.
Design Details
- Large chest print: "THAT'S A AWFUL LOT OF CHILD SUPPORT" bold black lettering
- Red circular government-style stamp overlay: "DEPARTMENT OF CHILD SUPPORT SERVICES"
- Distressed, worn-in stamp effect for authentic vintage feel
- Star details inside the seal
- Woven "That's A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup" brand tab at the hem
- Pre-shrunk, vintage-washed finish for a soft, lived-in feel
Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Shoulder (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.6 | 41.7 | 21.7 | 7.9 |
| M | 28.3 | 43.3 | 22.4 | 8.3 |
| L | 29.1 | 44.9 | 23.2 | 9.1 |
| XL | 29.9 | 46.5 | 24.0 | 9.4 |
All measurements are taken with the garment laid flat.